Fake IPL Player

Fake IPL player blog has become a sensation on the internet and particularly in the blogging world.
The second page TOI article helped it achieve overnight publicity. What a treat to the author.
I reckon most of the readers might want to visit his blog ASAP.
Background: This guy claims he is a member of the Kolkatta Knight Riders team and uses nicknames for people to point out their inside stuff.
Some of the nicknames he uses will be difficult to decode for some, so here are most of them. This will be updated as soon as the author introduces them:

1) Kishen Kanaiyya refers to Ravi Shastri.

2) Appam Chuthiya refers to Sreeshanth he comes from kerala where appam is the famous delicacy and fakeiplplayer is calling him bcoz of his attitude.

3) Paedophile Priest refers to Adam Gilchrist.

4) Kaan Moolo referes to Ajit Agarkar coz i think all of you would know,it’s for his enormous ears.

5) Big Sister refers to Shilpa Shetty coz she rose to fame using the big brother reality show.

6) Prince Charles of Patiala refers to Yuvraj Singh coz i think its anyone’s guess well he is from punjab and worshipped like a king there,probably one more reason the author likes him.

7) Lord Almighty refers to Sourav Ganguly , once again here the writer has shown his liking for ganguly so has raised him from the status of prince to lord himself.

8. Babli/bubbly refers to Preity Zinta as she is ever refreshing and encouraging her team.


9) Calypso King refers to Chris Gayle as he is considered the king of Caribbean in the world of cricket.

10) Badshah Dildo refers to Sharukh Khan coz as far as my research says it is due to his interefering or poking behaviour and also the atmost hate of this writer towards Shahrukh.

11) Hawaii Chappal refers to Greg Chapel coz of his surname ‘Chapel’ —> ‘Chappal’ and havai as prefix to show how ‘local’ he is.

12) Junta Tormentor refers to Ajantha Mendis coz of his abnormal bowling action which has tormented batsmen around the world.

13) The Baja of Baroda refers to Anshuman Gaekwad coz he is from baroda is the simple guess i suppose.

14) Sandy Baddy babe refers to Mandira Bedi coz she is a female who has nothing like a babe but still is acting like one.

15) Little John refers to Ishant Sharma ,its just a paradox to refer.

16) John Wrong refers to John Wright, ,its just a paradox to refer.

17) Bangla Tiger refers Mashrafe Mortaza coz he is from Bangaldesh and ‘tiger’ coz the author likes him.

18)Sheikh of Tweak refers to Shane Warne.

19) Meera Bhai refers to Harbhajan Singh.

20) RDB refers to Randeep Bose.

21) Ram refers to VVS Laxman.

22) Chatterjee Kaaku refers to The Old Guy from the Ad posted by the KKR(Kolkata Knight Riders) Team where he says ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’.

23) Mr.Batlivala refers to liqour baron Mr Vijay Mallya

24) Phoren Babas refers to Brendon Mc Cullum and the coach John Buchanan

25) bhooka naan is john buchannan..the similarity in pronounciation is a hint.

26)shakespere is aakash chopra & ganji hanger is sanjay bangar..

27)bunty is brett lee...

28)Boy George - BRAD HODGE

29)Style bhai spinner - Murali kartik

30)Gilli Danda: Ashok Dinda

32)Mangal Pandey: LR Shukla

33)little sister is shamita shetty (shilpa's young sis)
Teams referred in the story :

34) Bevdaa Team refers Bangalore Royal Challengers coz its owned by the liquor giant vijay mallya.

35) Big Sister’s Team refers to Rajasthan Royals coz owned by shilpa shetty.

36) Bubblie’s Team refers to Punjab Kings XI coz owned by preity zinta.